SPOOOOOOKKKKKY!!!!!!!!!!! buy candy and scaaaary costumes here!!!
JUST HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOO
in fifth grade i started cross dressing and stuff and everyone started saying i was gay and people started calling me names so i went to go find out what that meant so then the day after i found out what it meant i walked back into school like "heck yeah that's right, i'm the gayest kid in the school"
oh my god youre my idol
If James and Lily had survived, I am positive that every time Harry got into trouble, there would be a huge betting pool on whether the next howler would be James and Sirius congratulating him or Lily screaming at him and commanding Severus to give him detention for a month. And as the Potter family owl would arrive, everyone would be silently anticipating the results, and at the end you’d see dumbledore discretely handing mcgonagall 10 galleons
Once I was walking home with some law school friends and they were like ”Why are you walking up that street your street is like three more streets up”
"Yeah but there’s a house on this street and sometimes their golden retriever naps in the sun on the sidewalk and I like to give him belly rubs"
Now all the law students walk up belly rub lane because law school is stressful and dogs rock
I bet that is the happiest dog