Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
(via that-vile-skulduggery)
nevercouldgetthehangofthursdays:
if you’re worried about your country just remember america has 0 points
(via kankrikey)
my older sister is getting a law degree but she needs to have extra classes that aren’t related to law to complete it so she’s taking tree climbing 101
as in
a class that teaches you how to climb trees
let’s talk about the american education system
My math teacher had to take birdwatching.
(via that-vile-skulduggery)
if ur ever feeling embarrassed just remember in 2007 i got caught standing in my grandparents fireplace throwing dirt at my feet saying ‘diagon alley’
(via that-vile-skulduggery)
reblog this if your submit or ask is open. dont ask any questions just reblog
(via theawesomeoneblog)
runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:
If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.
are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference
it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day
It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.
My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.
Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse
My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney
Ironically, it was a dark time.
(Source: brennablueskies, via lemony-snicket-girl)
petition for glitter dubstep opera dracula to be a monster in s9 of Supernatural
(via someblokecalledrichbrook)
(via someblokecalledrichbrook)
shakespeareintellectualbadass:
even sitting down, Jared is a foot taller than Gen
Actual moose Jared Padalecki
omg i thought he was standing
^same. Seriously, though?
He’s really not standing?
(Source: hiddlesy, via someblokecalledrichbrook)
“I have a feeling that one day, we’re all just gonna end up in a mental hospital… fandom mental hospital, and I’m pretty convinced that you’ll be able to tell who belonged to which fandom…” [x]
(Source: gifyoutube, via itselementarymydearshakespeare)
Is this what it’s like to live in Europe
yes
yes
(via not-the-stig)
